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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:50 PM // 17:50   #1541
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*eats all poke-sticks & fingers before they poke him*
*stays drinking coffee*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:06 PM // 18:06   #1542
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*sets off 4 thermal nuclear bombs*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #1543
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/goes back to conventional attacks

feel the wrath of my pikachu

pi KA CHUUUUUUUUUU >:-[
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:53 PM // 18:53   #1544
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EAT CHAINSAW!!!!

MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*continues to drink beer*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 07:48 PM // 19:48   #1545
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*eats well done kitten
*sticks some Arsenic in the beer*

drink up ^^
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 07:55 PM // 19:55   #1546
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*drinks up and dies in 78 years from arsenic poisoning *
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 08:19 PM // 20:19   #1547
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*rips off knido's arm and shoves it up knidoe's butt*

how do ya like me now

*sits down orders a scotch on the rocks*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:01 PM // 21:01   #1548
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*clearly drunk now* "uno what i think. I THINK that in order to keep drunknnn' drivers off the strees uggootaa (Illegible) aaaaannnndddd anotha thin' who sez buckle up nemore it don't fit N with todays world uf action and blowin' stuffup. HEY BAR guy thata sells me beer!"
*punches bartender unconscious*
"whateva whateva, i do what i want"
*Goes outside and gets a christmas tree*
"lets decorate it!"
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:04 PM // 21:04   #1549
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Wow
*Tears*
My Dainty Bar room grows so fast.

*Turns on the plasma TV and Plays Super Smash Bros Melee.*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:19 PM // 21:19   #1550
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*joins in picks link and kicks chris_nin00 pikachu butt*
*orders another scotch on the rocks*
*picks chris_nin00 up and throws him into the tv screen*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:21 PM // 21:21   #1551
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*dusts off Chris and starts playing with him*
*I am gonna be Mewtwo ok?*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:49 PM // 21:49   #1552
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*i once again use my super powers to become sober again*
"i wanna play"
*picks up controler and chooses Kirby, I lose and kick the Gamecube into the TV*
"i don't like that game anymore"
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:52 PM // 21:52   #1553
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*takes a peice of the broken tv and slits rist.. goodbye forever*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:54 PM // 21:54   #1554
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*calls 911*

"you're not escaping that easily"
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:56 PM // 21:56   #1555
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*open my vest..... whats this shinning thing*

*wait its my c4 vest... i forgot about it*

*now where my remote?*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:58 PM // 21:58   #1556
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"wow my Tv remote i was looking for this.Now to press it before I examine it more closely"

BOOM!
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 09:59 PM // 21:59   #1557
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*Alesia auto res Sir Skulk*

*ouch... that hurt alot... give me that remote!!*

*Pull out my Razorstone.. give it before i slice you into paper thin!*
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 10:02 PM // 22:02   #1558
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"ok ok here have your remote, on one condition...


You have to sing the oscar meyer wiener song"
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 01:43 AM // 01:43   #1559
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*Starts singing*
*Windows, glasses, bottles, and mirrors shatter*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 02:03 AM // 02:03   #1560
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*grabs a shotgun and blows off nightrunners head*

thank god that shut em up

*orders another scotch*

*starts joggling gernades*
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